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dyke mike
counterpart/correlary to fag hag
someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
person 1: who's that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.
dyke mike by class of '06 May 25, 2006
Mike Jones
A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."
Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
Mike Jones by KGthaKid September 17, 2008
Trooper Mike
A state trooper who was born and raised in Alma, Missouri. After attending Santa Fe High (go Chiefs!), he majored in criminal justice at Missouri State (class of '07). He often can be found patrolling the i-70 in his good ole' cruiser, sometimes with his police partner Jay Hammersmith. He is a Republican and Southern Baptist, and enjoys listening to country western music. When he is not in his hometown, he is skiing at Vail, Colorado, his favorite ski mountain. On his days off from patrol duty, he can be found hunting, or in the ole' armchair, catching reruns of Wild Roses, The Young and the Restless, As the World Turns, or one of his favorite movies, High Noon, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. He also enjoys watching sports games on TV, and cheers for the Missouri State Bears, the Missouri Tigers, and the Kansas City Royals.
Recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented Facebook group, entitled the "Trooper Mike Appreciation Society". This state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. In short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.
Recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented Facebook group, entitled the "Trooper Mike Appreciation Society". This state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. In short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.
person 1: "Hey, have you added Trooper Mike on facebook?"
person 2: "Of course! He's the bomb-diggity! Haven't you?"
person 1: *quickly adds Trooper Mike* ... "Duh! who hasn't?"
person 2: "Of course! He's the bomb-diggity! Haven't you?"
person 1: *quickly adds Trooper Mike* ... "Duh! who hasn't?"
Trooper Mike by the pseudonyms February 23, 2010
Mike
The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)
It is a name.
It happens to be my name.
Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?
Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...
Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.
Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-
Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...
Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.
Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.
Jamie: O.O wut?