mr harvey

he is not a doormat that you can step over (a metaphorical term)

no one:
absolutely no one:
mr harvey: "I AM NOT A DOORMAT! YOU CANNOT STEP ALL OVER ME! SHUT UP!

by notadoormatperson December 12, 2019

mr. garrison

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat

Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.

by clarc31 January 22, 2007

Mr. Pissy Pants

When a grown man has many temper tantrums over stupid insignificant situations such as someone not sharing a burrito with him. There names are usually michael. They have an urge to hit thinks such as lockers, walls or females. Their tantrums usually last for about 30 min to a day. They are lame. And if want them to get over it, then option 1: leave them alone, option 2: call them mr. pissy pants in a cookie monster voice. Or just leave them alone or deal with the beatings, and expect bruises.

mr pissy pants: can i have some of your burrito
other person: no
Mr pissy pants: *blank angry look
other person: AWWWW MR. PISSY PANTS!!!! hahahah

by Yiv January 11, 2010

mr moriarty

A suicidal, immigrant, geography teacher that hates every fiber of his being and his students. Very sweaty; very Irish. And very ginger. He spills his coffee down his shirt as ge gets unimaginably depressed and gets mental break downs when he gets bullies by his year 7 classes.

Bob: Have you seen that mr moriarty ?
Lucy: Yes, he has a mental breakdown last class

by Mr Moriarty Fandom September 15, 2019

Mr Right

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...

"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Mr. Murray

A code word for marijuana. The word is often used when one wishes to discuss this substance and is in a setting where not all listeners are likely to approve of it. The term was invented in 1992 in an apartment in the Cleveland Circle section of Boston. Since that time it has spread far and wide...

Sometimes, the 'i' is enunciated- as in "Miiiiiiissssster Murray is in the house!"

Question- "Have you seen Mr. Murray?"
Answer- "Yes, as a matter of fact I have seen him. I believe he may even make an appearance tonight".

by Rosie, Doc, Cherms and Mack January 6, 2009

Mr. Bush

A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.

Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)

by johnanonymous April 26, 2008