Luther

Either ready to give his life for you, or would drink the last glass of water if you are on fire

"Person 1: Just met a luther, hes a fucking ass"
"Person 2: Okay.."

by diamondsquire June 21, 2018

Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.

Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

or

If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

or

i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!

by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009

EYELENT (letter)

A type of letter that's the opposite of a silent letter. A silent letter is seen, but not pronounced. (an example would be the letter G in SIGN) A eyelent letter is pronounced, but not seen. An example word with an eyelent letter would be CELLO, the musical instrument. It's pronounced as if it were written CHELLO, so the letter H is eyelent.

Example word with EYELENT (letter) - cello

by JoeMommaSan July 3, 2009

freedom letter

aka a resignation letter, but specifically one from a job that's felt more like a prison sentence.

I just handed in my freedom letter!

Woah, how did Warden Bob take it?

I'm not sure, but I'm not gonna wait to find out!

by giggilles December 28, 2009

Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

by gigger06 August 29, 2010

pussy letter

when a pussy writes a mean breakup letter and leaves a cd with reference to a specific breakup song

AND/OR

leaving an unexpected emo letter, on a cheap, white plastic lawn chair, by a pool, near a door (often used for entrance and exit), to a home, in a quiet, upper-middle class neighborhood.

AND/OR

expecting the recipient to be a mind-reader and on the same page.

your pussy letter and cd don't impress me much

leave me alone

by too complicated, bye bye May 10, 2013

Lottery

the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant

I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.

by darthdano February 13, 2009