unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011

loud large and in charge

Hippy-ass colloquialism that presumptuous wanna-be article writers use.

"Loud large and in charge, Mr.Smith is a..."
"Did you just fucking say that, what the fuck dude, fuck you and your shit."

by donttakeyourshit January 29, 2014

capitalisation large

Le fait d'être vrai le plus M&A et le plus large du monde

Koosineau est vraiment capitalisation Large

by Max5555555 April 7, 2017

big large

a term used when meaning something large but a little bigger then large so instead of saying larger you say big large

yeah my dick is big large

by piano_playzz May 24, 2018

Life-lapse

Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.

I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.

by War&Ruin August 31, 2018

A large Korean

So a large Korean is usually named George and is Korean fat and usually not always but usually has a small head

Wow what a large Korean

by Pandaman23545 October 21, 2018

Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!

Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!

by blw_ May 14, 2019