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knee slapper 

something that is stupid and funny at the same time
Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!
Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*
Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*
knee slapper by Skullex May 18, 2008

Arrow In The Knee 

1. The proper way to say arrow to the knee. Idk why everybody says arrow TO the knee when he clearly says arrow in the knee.

2. The thing you try to fit in to every website possible.
1. Noob: I was gonna make breakfast, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Me: No! Its arrow IN the knee!

2. I was going to write a definition on urban dictionary, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
Arrow In The Knee by Pokagba mo December 17, 2011

knee-pit fuck 

Damn girl, your kankles are turning me on. I'm gonna knee-pit fuck you, you skanky whore.
knee-pit fuck by bike shop August 19, 2007

Ripped knee jeans 

Ripped jeans around the knee are highly fashionable at the moment. However a lot of people do not realise it represents that the wearer is used to getting on their knees regularly to perform blow jobs, hence why the knee area tends to be worn out.
Wow awesome Ripped knee jeans, we should get to know each other over a coffee

arrow in the knee 

“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a catchphrase from the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Can most commonly be seen as comments on youtube, hoping other gamers will recognize the comment and give it a thumbs up. or recognize the inside joke on a random video.

Also used as a reason you're no longer doing something awesome.
"i used to hunt crocodiles, until I took an arrow in the knee"
"I used to think Nothing Else Matters, until I took an arrow in the knee"
arrow in the knee by Gemini.crickit December 16, 2011

Knee burger 

The fleshy goodness located behind a person's knee cap, specifically in the meaty portion between the tendons.
Two guys stand talking....

"Yo man, check out the knee burger meat on that biotch"