Sex position where you whisper to yo
girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle
Book down your
hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the
book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your
piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.