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Anal Jungle 

A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off
I have a date on Friday, and she might not appreciate my anal jungle. I guess I'll shave it

The Jungle Book 

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

the jungle 

-A ghetto
-A particularly dangerous ghetto
-Compton (LA)
It's a war up in this jungle, to many nizzels bustin caps.
the jungle by w3rd March 25, 2003

Rainy jungle 

The act on one licking or sucking on another's pubic hair. When sucked in the public jungle becomes wet just like when it rains, that's how it got its name.
"Drew" man this girl said she'd give me a rainy jungle"

Chris" what's that?"

Drew" it's pretty much getting your pubes sucked"

Chris "no way man she must be a freak"
Rainy jungle by 512wilky512 October 19, 2016

In the jungle 

The lion sleeps tonight

In the jungle

The quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle by DICKWARIO June 17, 2021

concrete jungle

A hardcore , grimy, crime ridden city such as NYC, Newark(NJ), Miami, Los Angeles, really any city with a ghetto.If you want a better explanation listen to Bob Marley....
Damn, I got off the wrong exit and got stuck right in the concrete jungle...