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Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here
*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:
by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022
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Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonasphenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
One can use the Jonasphenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas’s are very kind but they can be short. Also they are probably going to be one of the best friends that you could have. They will want to play a game with you as long as you stay in contact.
Jonas is one of my friends and he is all ways willing to play with me and my other friends.
by Yayayaya2957 November 7, 2022
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If your name is himeno, stay away from all people named jonas and if youre a 10 feet goth dommy mommy then you should def contact me
a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head
her: i loveeeee girls
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....
by Pilioko December 1, 2022
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Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.
I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas
by Reibuuu May 10, 2022
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Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s
Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.
by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*
Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*
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