Clout Jerk 

1. When someone wants clout so they jerk you off, they want clout jerk

2. When someone jerks off the clout to get it (flexes their accomplishments)

fred is posting pictures with his "cool friends"

"Fred just wants that clout jerk"

Clout Jerk by acough15 October 17, 2018

sporty jerk 

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

sporty jerk by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

Forearm Jerk

A huge version of the middle finger used in Southern Europe countries like France, Italy, Spain, and Portugal, Eastern Europe countries like Georgia, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Western Europe countries like Great Britain, Germany, and Holland, and Latin American countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Brazil. It means "Fuck off" in those countries and usually results in fights or worse.

"This guy gave me a kick in the ass because I accidentally gave his wife the Forearm Jerk."

Forearm Jerk by MidnightGolica2017 March 27, 2017

Just Jerk January

This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!

Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."

Just Jerk January by manish_here December 19, 2018

Knee jerk liberal 

a person of strong liberal convictions who reacts predictably and emotionally to certain events.

Did you see how he reacted?He must be a knee jerk liberal.

Knee jerk liberal by NyloxGYTLOL June 13, 2021

The Caribbean Jerk 

Sexual activity which begins doggy style, at this point the male inserts his entire hand into the female's anus. He then proceeds to grip his own penis and jerk himself off.

"Hey I know how I like it, but I still want to have sex with you, mind if we just do the Caribbean Jerk?"

The Caribbean Jerk by bellirex May 11, 2013

G. I. Jerk 

An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.

A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger

A soldier of misfortune.

Your boss.

A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE

Your dad!

G. I. Jerk

The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!

G. I. Jerk by Kevin Anness December 9, 2008