Jason

The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.

Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.

Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!

by Holland Marty October 14, 2013

Jason Dong

Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.

Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.

by footsteps August 7, 2009

Jason Takes Manhattan

Not the film, Friday the 13th Part 8, but a cult underground rock band from Melbourne Australia. Heavily influenced by 80's pop culture and musical acts of the time. Features probably the best drummer today and is a totally tight, tuneful, punkish synth tinged band. Brilliance.

"Hey dude...what ya doing tonight?"

"What? I'm going to see Jason Takes Manhattan! What else would I be doing?

by HappyGilmore September 17, 2006

jason voorhees

a guy from the series called "friday the 13th". he iz tall dead uses a machette 2 kill wears a hocky mask and grusome.he died as a kid at camp crystal lake, he drowned because no1 would kome in the water 2 help the poor little fuck.so now he seeks revenge in just killing random people!

"oh my god look at that guy getting hiz head sliced off!!!!"

"itz like a jason voorhees copycat!!!!!!!"

by trevor jordan June 8, 2005

jason wahler

frequent user of U.D terminology.

my daddy my pimp etc.

luh dat hoe.

Jason Wahler dekcuf Megan Mcdonald

by xxxxxxxxmeg June 15, 2008

Jason Born

Justin Bieber's future son. He is baby swaggin. And has over 6 million mamacitas.

"Im naming my child jason born"

by biebsfanatic17 January 19, 2011

Jason

A man with a very small penis. A man named jason tends to have a very small I.Q to o along with his insignificant penis. Jason scares women away with his breath that resembles of when a lion eats elphany shit.

I had sex with Jason and his penis was very small

by Jugganot January 3, 2017