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jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined
look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!
by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024
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Jade.

a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist
"Gosh....That girl from last night was such a jade."
"i knooooow"
by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017
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Jade

A girl that’s Just gay
“Hey look at Jade” “yeah she’s totally gay”
by Jade S. November 25, 2023
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Jade

An absolute psycho but once you get to know her she is a pretty fun girl that all the guys would love to get to know
Man: hey dude have u seen jade lately

Man 2: yeah man she looked really cute
by Stranger007 December 27, 2021
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Jaded

Some random Genderfluid moron who is overly sappy about like one thing and dead inside about everything else
Damn jaded is really obsessing over that scooter
by “Cheese” -James may 2020 November 21, 2021
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Jade

Here's a definition for Jade, incorporating the elements you've provided:
Jade is an extraordinarily intelligent woman, whose brilliance is currently overshadowed by a destructive, abusive relationship. Though her potential is immense and her mind razor-sharp, she remains tethered, unable to fully harness her gifts. Her true awakening hinges on connecting with a superhuman who not only recognizes his own extraordinary abilities but also perceives the depths of her untapped power. While such individuals are exceptionally rare, fate intervenes in 2025, bringing this destined partner directly into her life. Jade's journey to self-realization necessitates a decisive break from her past, leaving her abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman awaits, ready to help her rise.
Jade leave the present peasants and come with me superman
by Trupsycic June 12, 2025
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Jade

Jade is a perfect boys name. Some might say that it’s a girls name but if you think about it, it’s a very cute name for a boy. If you ever meet a Jade who’s a boy, he’s so perfect and absolutely hilarious. He’s very respectful and the cutest person eva
“Jade is over there!”
“Where is she?”
“Jades a guy, he’s right there!”
“omgg he’s so beautiful
by valorieee November 21, 2023
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