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the irishman

a huge cocky asshole who thinks hes the shit just because he has delicious abdominals. ncs girls fan over him, especially lame sober ones who resemble rats and have gross hair.
"last night the irishman was being such an asshole"
"well he is henry..."
by random000000001 May 16, 2010
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irish mike

An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.
Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?
by Mike Young November 1, 2007
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Irish Rainbow Chug

The act of eating all the cereal pieces out of your lucky charms and then downing all the marshmellows at once.
Im eating lucky charms. Im going for an Irish Rainbow Chug.
by tadpoleguy September 1, 2010
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Irish fire drill

The Irish fire drill is an alternate performance of the Chinese fire drill, in which one member of the traveling party exits the vehicle (while stopped at a light or in traffic), urinates, and then returns to the vehicle.
Connor: Come on guys, I really have to pee.
Sully: We're already late, just perform an Irish fire drill.
Connor: *leaves car, urinates on road shoulder, returns to car*
by TheSpaceman August 15, 2010
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irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.
Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."
by Family McPot October 22, 2007
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Irish rusty trombone

When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time
Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.
by J Daddy 2020 October 16, 2020
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Irish cupholder

When you spread your nutsack out like a batwing, then another dude puts his nutsack on your spread out sack, and you roll your batwing up around his balls like a hug. Similar to docking, but with balls.

The ‘potatoesin the sack is what makes it Irish.
So there I was in Canada, 30 below, with my balls hanging out. They almost froze, my homie had to give me an Irish cupholder to thaw them back out!
by Duncle chuy March 11, 2022
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