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French Carpool

A sex act in which one man is doing a girl doggystyle while the other is receiving oral sex and they high five over her back creating the Eiffel Tower. Meanwhile there are two girls covered in oil who ride a slip n slide under the girl having sex while one holds onto the others feet so that they slide in tandem. As they pass under the girl they push their butts up so they punch the other girl in the stomach.
I can't believe you guys didn't invite me to your french carpool, I love absurd sexual acts.
by PooDooHooDoo November 2, 2011
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French Teacher

A bitch. Miss Bitch. Or as she will insist on being called, "Madame Connard-Merde"
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 19, 2023
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Madi French

A very beautiful woman who belongs to Colt Geauvreau
“Wow Madi French is so beautiful i can’t believe Colt Geauvreau pulled her!”
by stefabie ferguson August 24, 2021
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French Dippin'

When a woman with labia resembling loose roast beef sandwich, hovers over her partners face and dips, or rubs her pussy lips in the partners mouth, or on their forehead: The female equivlent of "tea bagging".
That cougar i met at the club last night was french dippin' me last night! I feel like such a whore
by R.B. Smasher February 20, 2011
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French Fucked

The act of giving in to something regardless of it being regrettable, such as pity sex, after the stereotype of the French to surrender often.
They keep asking me to take that position because noone else will, I'll be French Fucked if that ever happens.

She doesn't like him but he wouldn't leave her alone, so she French Fucked him.
by UltimateCarnage June 4, 2017
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French Queef

When you nuts deep in a hairy french gal and the beans catch up to her then boom. french queef.
Oh damn BRO, i was dick deep in camille, and that bitch pulled a french queef.
by jamwkqwk November 14, 2016
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French Schnitzel

The act when a women shoves either a slim jim or other form of beef jerky into her vaginal cavities while she is having her period and having a man lick and or eat the entire blood covered snack.
Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a taste of her French Schnitzel
by Mikehal October 9, 2008
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