tiger woods

His real name is eldrick!
Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!
by cartman5000 July 29, 2004
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morning wood

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed
by volcomeskater555 September 09, 2009
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Mill Woods

Also known as Kill Woods, Kill Hoods, the Hood.
A large neighbourhood in South Edmonton, Alberta. The sketchiest neighbourhood in Western Canada.

Children learn quickly not to go out even 2 minutes past dark. Turn a corner and bam-you're stuck in a gang fight or drug deal.
A ravine stretches across most of the area, where most of the sketchy stuff happens. 1 murder or rape happens there per week.
The International Immigration pot of Alberta. Once a week your house will be smelling like Curry, Friedrice, or Butter Chicken, (or pretty much any indian or chinese food) . Your clothes will never get the smell out of them.
"Hey kid could you go out and walk the dog?"
"Dad, it's 8 o'clock in Mill Woods, there's no way im going out there"
by Killhoodsian January 09, 2012
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wood pushers

annoying wanna b skateboarders, usually around 11 to 13 having very distinct squeeky voices and townie like attitudes. these children infest an congest local skateparks making it impossible for people who actual try and take part in extreme sports to practise. given the name wood pushers because they only push their wood (skateboards) around.
by his ex-friend September 01, 2003
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morning wood

morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!
Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood
My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker
by dudeo11 July 23, 2018
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wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.
He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.
by KingofChodes October 01, 2009
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