I’m horny

I’m horny

I’m horny

by Imhorny March 30, 2022

Horny moon

It is the traditional holiday taken by horny newlyweds to celebrate their marrige in intimacy and seclusion.

Las Vegas is a perfect place to go on a horny moon.

by Karla Cisniega December 18, 2008

Horny pterodactyl

The act of grab the left side of you ball sack and then the right side and pull them apart like a bat wing of sorts. Then you yell horny pterodactyl and run around the room repeatedly proclaiming CA CA CAW CAW. i.e. (like a horny pterodactyl) this is most effective when while in deep eye contact with a female. (Post quoits is best for obvious reasons)

I gave her the horny pterodactyl and she thought i was so funny she maried me.

by dr john philipes May 19, 2010

horny-bitch

A person who complains about wanting and/or needing sex, but is scared to fuck. So they complain about not gettin what they want.

Horny-bitch: I am so horny, man, but i can't do it.
You: Your such a horny-bitch

by Destiny J Walker November 5, 2009

phone horny

when one is excessively in the mood for phone sex

I was talking to Adriana the other day and all she could talk about was how phone horny she was.

by Cassie... March 3, 2011

horny goat

A person who is always horny and is looking for anyone to do

Megan is such a horny goat shes already hooked up with seven guys

by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016

horny bastard

a person who is too horny for their own good

Mike: Hey, have you seen that new movie about these two girls that get f...
Phil: Mike, your a horny bastard

by spydestroyer101 August 6, 2021