planet hopping

An excessive dose of acid mixed with and excessive dose of dxm with and excessive dose of benadryl.(DXM has to be the robitussin pills)

Friend 1: Yo bro... we just straight planet hopped and survived...
Friend 2: yeah.... planet hopping....
Friend 1 : wanna go get some mcdonalds?
Friend 2: hell yeah just lemme find some water

by Juuuuby November 05, 2020

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Vent Hopping

The act of rapidly switching through old Ventrilo servers in your list to see if they are still active.

I was Vent hopping today and I found our old server from when we raided back in BC.

by RyuukLovesApples November 09, 2011

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Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015

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Bowl hopping

When you and a friend or two get in the car and move from mall to Walmart to where ever any stoner would go, smoking a few bowls of pot, and chill out there for a little wile.

R: Tim and me went to the mall, Walmart, and guitar center like 6 times on saturday.
J: Sounds boring.
R: no, we where bowl hopping

by Slayer 8713 June 15, 2011

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Hopping the fence

When a person ejaculates and the payload lands on the other side of the electronic used to view the "material"

P1: Don't you hate when you're having such a good day and then when you wanna unwind your shot ends up hopping the fence?
P2: Sir this is a Wendy's *whispers* but yes its such a pain

by gaymario193 November 13, 2022

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