Hongalagongeralroos

A figure of the female breast

"Wow look at the massive Hongalagongeralroos on her!"

by Radioactive TNT May 30, 2021

hongdinger

Hongdingers refer to extremely long torpedo titties.
They are usually long enough to throw over one's shoulder.

"Damn Becky got some real -Hongdingers- on her chest you know what I'm saying?"

by Richard Dickens The 3rd September 29, 2021

Hong Kong Dong

A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.

"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."

by Duke Fenton January 9, 2022

Hong Kong Moms

An elite exclusive facebook organisation that seems to always have an opinion on everything while complaining about first world problem.

"Do I let my helper sit on the sofa?" Said a Hong Kong Moms
"Should I pay for my helper's visa fee ?" Hong Kong Moms,2020
"Does anyone have good school recommendations on kindergarten that will teach 4 languages to my 3 year old?" - Hong Kong Moms

by Sxper_Fixer May 2, 2022

Lunch hangover

The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.

office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"

office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."

by Andy1357 August 25, 2009

Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."

by Auditor David February 24, 2010

Unearned Hangover

A hangover resulting from a night of non-excessive drinking.

Vic: "If I would have know I'd have an unearned hangover after only four gin and tonics I would have drank more."

by Power Droid August 6, 2010