dry butt heaves

Same idea as dry heaving, but out of your ass.

I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.

The driest of butt heaves.

by Kiki398 November 5, 2006

shaven haven

a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani

"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Haven't the fuckest

Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.

Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?

Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!

by SupaniceMc November 7, 2012

pussy heave

When a girl experiences her limit of orgasms, and her pussy can not make "lady juice" anymore. Therefore, it dry heaves :)

man i fucked hailee so much yesterday that when she got off the last time all she could do was pussy heave...

by My friend morgan July 9, 2010

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003