What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.
by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004
Get the Two-Handed CPR mug.When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.
Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich
by padre6969 May 31, 2011
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when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass
by rshanks April 7, 2008
Get the hansel and gretel mug.Another word for "American football" err I mean "FOOTBALL." Usually used by retards who don't know basic English.
Retarded person: "I think football should be renamed handegg."
Non-retarded person: "Why?"
Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"
Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"
Non-retarded person: "Why?"
Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"
Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"
by Counterblitzkrieg December 9, 2010
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by ChoooChoo December 7, 2020
Get the hanseo mug.Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.
Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
by crazyblazn August 8, 2010
Get the Red Handed Bandit mug.Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.
Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
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