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Handkerchiefing

When 2 gay men masturbabe each other using handkerchiefs (handkerbation), the aim is to fill the handerkerchiefs with hanky cum
"Hey Bob, do you want to go to the movies tonight'?

'Nah - me and Derek are going to be Handkerchiefing"
by Hanky Chiefer October 15, 2008
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Handle Goo

"Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
by BrieKneeVA October 17, 2008
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Handlebarred

When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.

This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
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Handlejobbler

A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.
B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.
by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011
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handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
by drummer0 August 5, 2014
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Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015
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Handle

A name used on most social media platforms. Also commonly referred to as a username.
Oh my god! Did you see Dans new Twitter handle @DanIsNowOnFire
by spicy flamingo July 19, 2016
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