hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.

Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!

by Dick April 19, 2004

Hoesicle

/hōˌˈsik(ə)l/
noun
1. A girl who was once a hoe, but now merely displays a few hoe-ish tendencies. Hoesicle is commonly used as a term of endearment between two good friends.

Person A- "That girl is a HOE!"

Person B- "Nah man, she's just my little hoesicle"

by Kail Kail April 18, 2018

hoeseph

the boy in your life that is such a bitch but he's lowkey super cuddly and sweet. he can be an asshole and blackmail you for affection because he's such a hoeseph.

God dammit Joe! Stop acting like a hoeseph

by LunaOrion November 30, 2017

Hoesexual

A person whose love interest is a married man/woman

My sister is in love with a married man, so that makes her hoesexual.

by SteelersMom90 August 11, 2018

bos_hoes69

is really sexy
needs drinking lessons because they constantly spill things on themself

pretends they don’t have a piss kink but does
is the biggest and hardest bo-ner on tiktok
is just weird

broski no.1 - “have you seen bos_hoes69’s new tiktok?”
broski no.2 - “the one where they spilt water down their face or say goodnight and to not piss in your mouth while your sleeping?”

by bos_hoes69 July 29, 2021

Hoester

Someone Who Posts Their Whole Life On Facebook, Particularly With 12 Or More Posts Per Hour.

Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.

by Dannywestside October 20, 2012

Hoesexual

A sexuality in which a male or female enjoys sexual relations without the emotional attachment

"Is there a sexuality for someone who doesn't get emotionally attached to people but likes to have sex or is that just a hoe?"

"Yeah hoesexual"

by Infamiss_cok January 10, 2017