Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.

1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.

by Sausage September 25, 2014

Hobo

The ability to fall asleep anywhere- usually in an inappropriate place or at an inappropriate time.

1. My coworker doesn't get off until 6. I'll hobo in the cafeteria while I wait.

by K@d3n$M0m December 13, 2022

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020

Freaking Hobo

Freaking hobo is when you replace it "you f**king bi**h" in a nicer way but you still think the person you are calling are dumbasses. Also is when you want to tell someone they look like hobos.

Subject 1: Hey um what if we climb to the top of the tree and jump to the edge of the water

Subject 2: You freaking hobo i wish you could do it and die.
The GIF BELOW REPRESENTS A FREAKING HOBO

by susguy27999 November 13, 2020

hobo nickels

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

Hoboed

The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.

"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021