High Heeled Hobo

Another word for prostitute. Can use it when accompanied by adults.

Person1: "I'm really bored lets go do some high heeled hobos."
Person2: "Yeah"

by user6 March 19, 2010

yoko hobo

broke down, drug addicted, redneck fucking, free riding, chinese bitch.

yoko hobo says: we needs ride!1!!!11!!
mary says: ninja fuck you. no ride. fail.
yoko hobo says: come jay we walk!


example 2:

jesus says: man, that bitch is a yoko hobo.

by shinobu jackson October 18, 2008

King Hobo

A king hobo is a job occupation in which there can only be one. The job of the king hobo is to keep the hobo population in balance. The hobo king must have a master's degree in at least all social science courses. He/she is chosen by a unanimous vote from the united nations. This job occupation is a job occupation for life. Unlike other king-ships, this job is not passed down through the blood line.

James: "Did you hear the United Nations have elected a new king hobo?"

Clark: "Yeah! I am surprised he went to college for every master in his social sciences!"

Maxwell: "I heard about it... He brought a family of hobos into prosperity and our family into the life of a hobo."

James and Clark: "Ouch dude, sucks for you."

by Pmaxm January 31, 2010

Hinayana Hobo

A hitchhiker or highway hobo. A hobo who rides in automobiles rather than on trains.
From Sanscrit - Hina: lesser; yana: vehicle.

Boxcar Roberts rode out the last years of his life on the rails increasingly alone and afflicted with melancholy as the Eisenhower interstate system ensured the end of the genuine hobo lifestle even as it gave rise to a new generation of hinayana hoboes.

by Ironthighs March 26, 2007

phone hobo

1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.

2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.

Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.

Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!

by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009

Electronic Hobo

Someone who doesn't have access to his own computer and is forced to use other computers.

My pc died so I've become an e-hobo.

The power is out in the block so I'm an electronic hobo till it's back.

by Taawus December 26, 2011

Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

by Dogler February 24, 2014