Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

Elvis Has Left The Building

The first bowel movement after days of constipation.

After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.

by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023

she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.

1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"

by Jake February 20, 2004

dream has a piss kink

he is fucking obsessed with piss so much he would eat drink and breathe it if he could.

dream has a piss kink and is not afraid to show it.

by hailey xoxo October 6, 2021

[she has good personality]

What a guy says when he likes or is currently going out with an ugly woman to get his friends to stop making fun of her.

Mike:man she is ugly
Jeff:she has good personality man

by Zilchoboy July 30, 2009

Mar has a smol pp

Meaning in Marylne has a small penis.

Heaven: Mar has a smol pp
Mar: NO I DONT
Tae: Did you see mars smol pp?
Mar: UGH

by empii September 23, 2020

his moustache has a moustache

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

by shockrafan August 20, 2010