Greek Guido

Greek's who want to be greasy Italian guido's but are usually not in shape, have large guts, and somehow seem to be trashier than the Italian guido's

i thought that guy was a guido, but after his fat started giggling i knew he was a greek guido

by west coast hater February 16, 2010

GUIDA

when you get a boner in class and you dont know why????

jake jankowski-basketball game

by t fish April 9, 2003

Guidoville

/\ Totally not true. B'hurst is da shizzle

Guideoville is up ya ass

by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004

Guido

A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.

Dude: Hey look, it’s a Guido (giggle)
Dude2: Dude, he is just like anyone else!!

by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006

Gildenstar

Manipulation

"I want you so badly, oooh... but only when you have power in a video game."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Guidoville

North Jersey

Guidoville is the capital of North Jersey. I've never seen so many damn guido's in my life, not even close. Let's go back to Brooklyn!

by 2ManyGuidosInJersey October 18, 2008

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The worst movie I have ever seen. A total waste of my life. A movie that is so bad that its terribleness can tick a nun off so bad that she dirty sanches the director.

Peter: dude did you see that that nun just dirty sanchesed that guy.

John: yeah the nun just came out of that gay movie, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. And the guy that just got dirty sanchesed was the director.

by Aarden Dick May 3, 2005