Grammar sneeze

A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.

I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.

by KnightOnion December 18, 2020

grammalamalam

Grandmother that it annoying and never leaves you alone

Grammalamalam, leave me the hell alone !

by Pizzahut25 December 23, 2020

graduation

The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.

I can't wait till graduation day!

by its not cup! January 1, 2021

grammage

An editor's (or grammar fanatic's) measure of errors in a piece of printed (or posted) text. Mistakes per sq metre of text.

There was a huge amount of grammage in the post.

by Oliverzip April 15, 2021

gramaflage

When a grandma matched her young grand children with the same pajamas

“Yo did you see the picture of Jeremey?”
“He got gramaflage”

by HiIAmJackson May 18, 2021

gramma

your grandmother who is swaeg and buys starbucks instead of baking cookies. she is the mother of several children (none of which are biologically her own). she is also cannibal and goes by the alias ‘ruki’. she is frenemies with her daughter, loves her adopted neighbour grandson, and besties with her beloved grandda (who is her favourite).

look it’s swaeggy gramma! she brought starbucks for her children!

by grandda a July 30, 2021

Gramma

A swaeggy grandmother figure (who is usually younger) who buys her children Starbucks instead of cookies. She has multiple children, none of whom are biological, including an adopted neighbour. She is especially close with her grandda A, who calls her gramma.

Grandda: HAII GRAMMA
Gramma: HAII GRANDDA

Gramma: ILY GRANDDA
Grandda: ILYT GRAMMA

by grandda a August 1, 2021