grammage 

Short for "grammar usage"

The administrative professional was an expert in grammage.

grammage by Patrick M August 29, 2008

grammage 

An editor's (or grammar fanatic's) measure of errors in a piece of printed (or posted) text. Mistakes per sq metre of text.

There was a huge amount of grammage in the post.

grammage by Oliverzip April 15, 2021

grammateur 

an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.

Bob never uses "their" and "there" properly in his emails. He's such a grammateur.

grammateur by chawalte January 23, 2010

Gammage 

An idiom utilized to describe a fetid, squalid and festering body part or device, such as a colostomy bag.

'Tom's gammage let off a gargantuous gurgling sound, exploded, then splattered all over the inside of my car'

Gammage by Fri-chickenisha. December 29, 2011

grammateur 

A new grandmother who has no idea what she's doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to JCW for the definition)

Bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter's diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.

grammateur by chawalte January 31, 2010

grammateur nazi 

One who provides unwarranted - and incorrect - grammar corrections.

Internet User #1: There so awesome!

Internet User #2: Their*

Internet User #3: The Grammateur Nazis have arrived!

grammateur nazi by Lord Pitaya November 30, 2013

gammage 

crazy 7ft monster who lives on a farm....need i say more.

Just last week me and my wife were taking a walk and a Gammage attacked and tore my wife's leg off dragging it back to his lare.

gammage by Brian Ried April 25, 2008