grammage

Short for "grammar usage"

The administrative professional was an expert in grammage.

by Patrick M August 29, 2008

grammage

An editor's (or grammar fanatic's) measure of errors in a piece of printed (or posted) text. Mistakes per sq metre of text.

There was a huge amount of grammage in the post.

by Oliverzip April 15, 2021

grammateur

an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.

Bob never uses "their" and "there" properly in his emails. He's such a grammateur.

by chawalte January 23, 2010

Gammage

An idiom utilized to describe a fetid, squalid and festering body part or device, such as a colostomy bag.

'Tom's gammage let off a gargantuous gurgling sound, exploded, then splattered all over the inside of my car'

by Fri-chickenisha. December 29, 2011

grammateur

A new grandmother who has no idea what she's doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to JCW for the definition)

Bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter's diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.

by chawalte January 31, 2010

grammateur nazi

One who provides unwarranted - and incorrect - grammar corrections.

Internet User #1: There so awesome!

Internet User #2: Their*

Internet User #3: The Grammateur Nazis have arrived!

by Lord Pitaya November 30, 2013

gammage

crazy 7ft monster who lives on a farm....need i say more.

Just last week me and my wife were taking a walk and a Gammage attacked and tore my wife's leg off dragging it back to his lare.

by Brian Ried April 25, 2008