Gooberschnärf

An extremely annoying person.

You absolute GOOBERSCHNÄRF

by thesigma. February 9, 2026

Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit

Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it

by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026

Goobersmaching

To smach a goober, or better said - grab them by their ankles and hold them upside down. You then proceed to shake them until all of their doubloons fall out of their pockets and crevices.

Hey bro! Wanna go Goobersmaching? Im gonna be rich with their weird ass coins!

by NoshGilgan February 12, 2025

gooberous

someone who has alot of phases

my huzz gone luh gooberous today vro💔

by not_gooberous February 21, 2025

Goobernment

Any sort of action associated with any sort of government that is not strictly necessary for societal function or operates at a net loss of resources or revenue.

The US government has become so big that 90% of it has become a goobernment

by unoriginal5 March 15, 2025

Goober Gang

A roblox gang created by thet0phatguy (947055594)

Person one: Hey bro have you heard of the Goober Gang
Person two: no.

by TheBurperGuy (Not hello) March 17, 2025

goober

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)

bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”

really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”

the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”

by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025