A bottle or jug, usually gallon size, filled with urine and thrown on the side of the freeway by truckers who don't want to stop to take a piss. Usually explodes when dropped or thrown, smells of death. Legend has it, if you can return the slipper to the trucker who created it, it will turn to solid gold and he becomes your very own personal angel.
Person 1:Holy shit, did you see that truckers golden slipper explode when it hit the concrete!?
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!
by pipefitter September 5, 2017
Get the Golden Slipper mug.A geeky looking dude who wears glasses and a beard, as well as a goofy hairstyle. This guy also tends to stutter and come up with weird playful insults. Typically dresses in clothes that do not match and he even walks like he's messed up in the head. He has a bad habit of blurting things out of no where. He never takes his head phones out of his ears, even to save his life.
Generally has good taste in music and video games, but not much else. Is addicted to television and movies. Is possibly a closeted homosexual. He also has violent tendencies and others must not let their guard down around him. Golden Koi can be a loveable guy, but also a major pain in the ass.
At the end of the day, Golden Koi is a human being and should be respected as such. Doesn't mean you have to kiss his ass, but simply be considerate of him, as you would be of anyone else.
Generally has good taste in music and video games, but not much else. Is addicted to television and movies. Is possibly a closeted homosexual. He also has violent tendencies and others must not let their guard down around him. Golden Koi can be a loveable guy, but also a major pain in the ass.
At the end of the day, Golden Koi is a human being and should be respected as such. Doesn't mean you have to kiss his ass, but simply be considerate of him, as you would be of anyone else.
by CorpseYokel October 12, 2017
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A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021
Get the Golden Chair mug.I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.
by SploogeBobSquarePants February 8, 2020
Get the Golden Slushie mug.The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.
Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012
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Get the Golden-Clover mug.In ancient times a golden peacock was a warrior of the highest caliber. They were men who stood out as stronger, faster and better than other men. A golden peacock was often surrounded by beautiful women and was the envy of all other men. Often stories of the golden peacock would be considered to be legend since they were so unbelievable. Mostly they were thought to be gods on earth.
Today a golden peacock is strong, smart and successful. Most people who know him don't want to like him but they are quickly won over by his charm. He is sometimes thought of as arrogant or cocky, but people who know him know he is down to earth, just better than everyone else. Upon meeting a golden peacock women will often find it difficult not to get lost in his beautiful blue eyes, they will often flirt openly with him sometimes even offering him small gifts. His dark hair is perfect and well kept, often in a faux hawk. And his beard, his beard is the stuff of fables and lore.
If you ever happen to meet a legendary golden peacock, if you are a woman, offer him sex. If you are a man offer him money and/or a beer. You will not be sorry! Do yourself a favor and listen intently to his many stories of his grand journey through life.
Today a golden peacock is strong, smart and successful. Most people who know him don't want to like him but they are quickly won over by his charm. He is sometimes thought of as arrogant or cocky, but people who know him know he is down to earth, just better than everyone else. Upon meeting a golden peacock women will often find it difficult not to get lost in his beautiful blue eyes, they will often flirt openly with him sometimes even offering him small gifts. His dark hair is perfect and well kept, often in a faux hawk. And his beard, his beard is the stuff of fables and lore.
If you ever happen to meet a legendary golden peacock, if you are a woman, offer him sex. If you are a man offer him money and/or a beer. You will not be sorry! Do yourself a favor and listen intently to his many stories of his grand journey through life.
Did you hear Jason got that promotion and he slept with those two hot chicks from the bar?
Damn, really? The dude is such a golden peacock! I wish I was him!
Damn, really? The dude is such a golden peacock! I wish I was him!
by MikeScarn January 5, 2017
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