To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.
I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.
by Ardnew September 11, 2008
greg:i gave my girlfriend an iraqy sand goggle
joe:oh i bet she liked that
greg:yeah im not touching her mouth for months
joe:oh i bet she liked that
greg:yeah im not touching her mouth for months
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Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.
by draventwo April 12, 2009
Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
by Madeyoulookituptoo November 25, 2010
when you go to preps school, the girls, by comparison arent as good looking as other girls.Therefore, you have to lower your standard to fit the group of women you are with
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