Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012

Google feud

A Family feud parody where you need to think what people searched and clear the board.
But trust me.
You'll never clear the board.

"Do fish ever Google FUCKING Feud!"
-Kubz Scouts (Playing google feud)

by Omega-Shon-Jon December 4, 2021

google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.

I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.

by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017

google work

To do your homework using google. To just type in the question and get the first answer from google.

Jo: This project doesn't look yours. You weren't even listening in class. How'd you know what photosynthesis is?
Ben: Google work!

by dsfasdfasfasf September 26, 2005

google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu

You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.

by oogoom May 1, 2009

Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.

I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.

by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015

google Translate

The thing I use because I suck at spanish.

Imma just use google translate lol.

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021