Golden Card

A person who threatens to commit suicide to get what they want

I wanted to break up with him but the moment I tried to get out he pulled the golden card

by Stage4fears March 20, 2019

golden hoard

Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.

I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.

by Bigshifter October 26, 2013

golden gusher

When a man urinates inside a woman during sex and causes her to squirt all over the place while being urinated inside

Lets go back to the bando so I can give you the golden gusher baby!!!!

by BandoQieen April 27, 2021

Golden Angel

When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.

If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’

I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!

by H-J April 10, 2021

Golden yukon

The sexual act of stuffing a potato up your partner's ass, retrieving it, making it into mashed potatoes, and feeding it to them.

Last night, My girl and I did the Golden Yukon and she had a feast

by ByuvsUtah March 30, 2016

Golden Sauna

The act of pissing into a campfire to create a steamy golden mist for you and your "camp"-patriots.

Kyle created a golden sauna using the force of his abdominal floor to push golden liquid from his bladder into a stream onto the campfire. Thanks Kyle!

by jrockandthefunkyfresh April 24, 2015

golden snatch

Golden Snatch: The amazing pussy, the one who tops the rest. The one you'll never forget. No matter how hard you try, you always want & compare.

I cheated on my girl a lot, but she has that "golden snatch"!

by DRTSCS April 20, 2020