gravy fucker

A person that proclaims something is not as awesome or marvelous as it seems when it most definitely is.

Billy, "Man, I just had a 3-some with these 2 smokin' babes last night!"

Robby, "Killer!"

Andy, "Big deal"

Robby, "Andy why do ya' got to be such a gravy fucker all the time?"

by Yosted June 22, 2009

twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

grumpy fucker

Any teacher

He's a grumpy fucker today

by 420 fuck my bitches March 28, 2015

Tit Fucker

A useless, ineffectual person aka a moron.

Hey give your balls a tug you tit fucker.

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

salty fucker

A fucker who is salty

“He’s salty.”
“He’s a fucker.”
“He’s a salty fucker.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

Fucker Upper

Someone who fucks a lot of shit up

Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers

by Tank42069 July 4, 2018

alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.

"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"

by The Memorable JokerLestat June 9, 2018