Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”

wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures

by bigbaddaddy;) May 1, 2021

The Italian Feather

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

father

The rationally-thinking parent. Helps you solve the strangest problems, unlike the mother who just whines at you.

Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.

Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...

Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!

If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...

by Tisteca February 11, 2008

Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school

Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

by Ripsmokedawg January 12, 2019

God Father

A fat ass philly blunt.

this is the God Father of blunts man!

by K to the EVIN February 20, 2007

father

1). a cash machine
2). taxi driver
3). present giver
4). resident nagger

i need a lift to town, ohh an can you give ******** a lift 2?

by hee hee November 17, 2003

fatherless

people who use this word are probably just part of the boyzzz or just annoying. why should not having a dad even matter?

annoying person: fatherless 😂😂
another person: you're unfunny

by mxnight_ September 29, 2021