fist fairy

A homosexual football player. They are so extreme and aggressive in their fucking gayness that they can't help but to fist each other in the locker rooms and fist nerds under the guise of being tough and hazing. These raging flamers love the game of football because it takes absolutely no skill and it always includes grabbing, touching, piling on top of, and tea baging the other muscular homos. Their usual uniform consists of a school hoodie, shorts, a foot ball bag, and Gatorade because Gatorade is for faggots. They are naturally arrogant, loud, and trying to act like the alpha male on ever other fucking gay alpha male.

Fist Fairy: Have you seen Rob?
Dude: No. Why the hell do you want with that fist fairy anyway?
Fist Fairy: FOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! I didn't get to fist his ass last game. *Looks over at Dude's ass*
I'M GOING TO FIST YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NERD!

by Tank6 June 17, 2008

Fist Pumpers

Men of questionable sexual orientation. He frequently sports large hair and an orange-glo tan. He usually wears colored printed t-shirts and pumps his fists like a spastic jackass while listening to techno music. Often behaving like a dumb moronic drunk stumbling across the floor having no game.

Ew Debbie lets go to another club this one is filled with fist pumpers.

by cocoa puff August 22, 2010

rim fist

the act where you insert your fist into one's arsehole with the addition of your mates to the point where the recipient's ring piece splits open and is sore for 3 months after wards.

last night i got rim fisted by kyle and his mates, my arse felt like it ripped apart from the many fists in which were inserted at once

by kalco March 25, 2008

Crab Fist

The act of using a crab for the purpose of vaginal or anal intercourse.

Ugh, things were going great last night until Anthony crab fisted me... ow.

by Mr. Stabby May 23, 2004

Gorilla Fist

When in the act of having sex(usually doggy style) and the male punches the girl in the back of the head.

Person 1: My head really hurts.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I got gorilla fisted!

by Dejuan Shelton December 4, 2010

fist marriage

Movement that would allow for a legal union between a man and his fist(the ultimate spousal unit).

A man should be given the special treatment of having special rights extended to him in reward for copulating with his own hand.He should receive all the same benefits extended to normal heterosexual couples.

by Mr. Slippy Fist January 22, 2005

throat fisting

Otherwise known as tonsil touching, it is a method often used by children in school as a way to fake being sick involving shoving one's fist down another's throat in order to invoke the gag reflex.
It also has found use in the bedroom of some particularly messed up people.

1. Thanks to a bit of throat fisting Jeff and I got out of school early!
2. Are you down for a bit of throat fisting tonight baby?

by JefferytheCasualMeme August 28, 2016