text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

Coke fiend

A person who upsets their girl/boyfriend and/or spoils their social gatherings by either obsessivly attempting to trackdown some cocaine/convince people at the gathering to 'chip in' for coke, constantly suggesting someone racks up once cocaine has been aquired or by going on about coke right after snorting the last line (especially when there is no way of getting anymore. The fiend will often stoop to 'ringing round for numbers' often ringing people they know at unreasonalble hours.)

A coke fiend might also choose doing coke over spending time with their loved ones, looking after loved ones in times of need or missing prior commitments like work or appointments.

A coke fiend will usually spend all his/her money on cocaine when they get the chance and they will probably spend money on poor quality or imitation drugs rather than quit while they are ahead.

They will usualy be well into the early stages of adiction and crave it regularly even if they don't act on it.

*At a house party where everyone is already having a good time*

Coke Fiend "Any of you guys wanna chip in for some coke?"
Friend 1 "I'm okay for coke dude. I've got beer and a bottle of tequila! You want a shot?"
Coke Fiend "No sweat bro, yeah I'll have a shot hit me up"
*Everyone is laughing and having fun doing shots and dancing*
Coke Fiend "So dude do wanna chip in for some coke"
Friend 2 "I don't have much cash bro so I don't know, maybe another night for sure, plus it's too late to get any good shit now"
Coke Fiend "Well how much do you have dude? I can ask Marko and Lisa if they can chip in and we can get a few bones, what do you say?"
*Starts to get awkward and kill the party vibe*

... and so on and so on.

by Lucky5's February 6, 2012

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008

FILDI

FILDI: Acronym for "Fuck it; let's do it".

Usage is when in an interminable meeting and no decision seems in reach and people keep bringing up the same concerns and objections; someone finally says, "I declare FILDI" (or simply "FILDI") and a decision is thereby made and everyone can move on.

by Meddyfnych April 20, 2011

kron Fielding

I guy with a giant penis and loves to fuck

kron fielding

by kron hoe May 29, 2012

fiend for the green

Jake Bellis..enough said

dealer: "jake this is only 5 dollas?.."

jake: "man i will suck yo dick fo da rest!!"

dealer: "jake...you jus a fiend for the green man!!"

by the cluck October 6, 2009

fiend lean

This occurs when a person is so high on various substances such as heroine and pain killers that they begin to lean in a sleep-like state for different lengths of time and then continue what they were saying or doing as if no time had passed at all.

Last night i popped 3 vicodin and tried to watch Inception, I was so fucked up i was doing the fiend lean and missed half the movie!

by Sexii E December 13, 2010