Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.

Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.

by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016

Drug Fucker

A person who has used many different drugs at the same time.

Did you see Dirty Mike last night he was high off of everything he is a real drug fucker.

by Bwebb May 25, 2015

Duck Fuckers

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Freshmen Fucker

A lousy ass upperclassmen (likely a senior) who fucks with freshmen because they like little kiddies or have zero game with their own class.

Those dirty freshmen fuckers won’t leave any freshmen for the freshmen guys

by Freshmen Boy May 17, 2019

Knives Fucker

Someone whose favorite character is Knives, from the anime Trigun

Guy 1: Did you see that one fight scene with Knives? He was so cool!
Guy 2: Oh no please don't tell me...
Guy 1: I'M A KNIVES FUCKER AND I'M PROUD!

by Vash.t.s September 28, 2015

waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

grumpy fucker

Any teacher

He's a grumpy fucker today

by 420 fuck my bitches March 28, 2015