eating shit

to hang out, or to imply people gossiping

We were at the mall, eating shit.

I walked away 'cause they were eating shit, and Mary's my friend.

by Mekka April 23, 2004

Ass Eating Season

Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

by W0RDM4K3R February 14, 2021

Eating a pear

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009

eating a brownie

Eating out an asshole.

I dont like eating a brownie on the first date. That is more of a third date kind of thang.

by anallickits May 28, 2014

nice pants/ big earing

when one is surrounded by companions and feels like complimenting a person on their physical features, these terms would be used.

---Man 1- yo look at that girl... SHE HAS NICE
Man 2- Pants!!! nice pants
---Girl 1- Joel is soooooo hot!!!! he must have a big
Girl 2- Earing! yes Amanda, he does have a big earing.
-----she/he has nice pants/ big earing

by lexijoefranksteve December 29, 2007

Butt-Eating Dyke

A type of lesbian who believes it does not count as a heterosexual act to eat the bumhole of a person of male gender, but who otherwise would not engage in sexual activity with men. As they prefer to eat sniz.

"did you hear that lesbian natasha ate out bens asshole? What a butt-eating dyke"

by carly Luis April 13, 2008

gorilla eating speghetti

What it looks like when a fat person gives birth to a little person.

Wow Curtis that looked like a Gorilla eating speghetti!!

by asdfas May 27, 2006