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Dutch Discount

When you ask for a verbal quote and then shortly thereafter ask for the quote in writing and, upon receiving, the quote ends up being much higher than the quote you were told initially. Often times a friend (usually a well meaning dutchman) knows the quoter and speaks to him on your behalf prior to the written quote thinking he can get you a discount, instead you get screwed.
Hey Steve, thanks for having your buddy Sweder call John. He gave me a 200 dollar dutch discount. Sorry dude.
by Etrain1 January 25, 2013
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Dutch Lemon

The act of accidentally peeing in or on the female genitalia when you were actually trying to cum on/in it.
"I was having sex last night, but I pulled a dutch lemon at the end, it was pretty akward."
by Blawxwich October 22, 2013
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dutch breeze

When you fart in bed and use the blanket to fan the fart up towards you or whoever else is in the bed with you's nostrils.
Jesus Tommy you're so filthy, why would you dutch breeze me?!
by sexysam09 January 23, 2017
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dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.
Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction
by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017
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dutch gold

Cheap beer also known as Dutchie chosen drink of the word knacker.
Hey Coffo, pass us a couple of fucken dutchies. Lets get bleedin' hammered tonigh'.
by Chrichy August 29, 2003
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Dutch Treatment

Pissing on someone's shoulders
That bitch was so great with her tounge, afterwards I gave her a Dutch Treatment
by J Senni April 19, 2006
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Dutch Oven

When two people are laying in a bed under the covers, one person passes gas and puts the covers over the other person head and doesn't let them out until the gases are no longer existent.
Farting under the blanket and putting someone under the covers to smell it. This is a dutch oven, also it keeps you warm.
by aaaaaahyiggie May 24, 2009
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