Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017
Get the drunk amymug. An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."
by booboobigsley August 18, 2009
Get the Drunk Trapmug. At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007
Get the Dookie-drunkmug. by Betherzz January 13, 2008
Get the drunk songmug. Similar to death rattle.
An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.
An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.
(ring, ring)
Rob: Hello?
Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!
Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.
Rob: Hello?
Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!
Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.
by Lucille Balls May 13, 2010
Get the Drunk Rattlemug. Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?
Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!
You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?
Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!
You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk
by Shasake December 13, 2019
Get the moon drunkmug. by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
Get the Drunk on lemonademug.