drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

Pre-Docking

The act of preparing the male genitals, specifically the foreskin of yourself or your partner in preparation for docking.

Paul walked into the restroom and thought Jim was urinating, but from the twinkle in Jim’s eye he could tell he was actually pre-docking. Paul quickly pre-docked himself and they quickly found themselves docking.

by BeBold/Blove November 18, 2010

Baby Docking Station

A mother's breast.

Colleen heard the baby crying so she attached it to the Baby Docking Station for refueling.

by yeneef December 10, 2012

Wistful Drinking

That point along the road to inebriated where you start to think about things that bum you out, people you miss, and how you wish the situation you were drinking in was more enjoyable.

(At the bar)

Jim: Hey Paul, what's wrong with Doug over there? He doesn't look too good.
Paul: Nah, he's fine. He's just "wistful drinking".

by THEGRABEROBBER April 29, 2013

Cross Docking

When two penises are docked next to one another for stimulation.

Steve and Paul only needed to use one hand since they were already cross docking.

by Thermos SCM July 12, 2016

Bridge Drinking

When one consumes a respectable quantity of alcoholic drinks before taking a break of more than 2 hours before starting drinking again, usually resulting in tiredness when trying to get turnt at night.

Around 10pm at night...

"Hey man are you feeling okay?"

"Nah man I'm knackered, I've been bridge drinking all day"

by Ultramotio June 3, 2016

Melon Docking

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.

David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking

by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019