The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

American Drink

Anything that is greater than 247 ml or 8 ounces.

I came back from Taiwan and definitely had to get me an American Drink. There portions are too small over there.

by Johnny_V March 23, 2010

Pitty Drink

Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.

I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,

by claratyville December 2, 2010

Blow Dried

The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.

Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.

by lukta October 27, 2011

juicebox drink

A non-misogynistic synonym for "chick drink"

Gin Eclipses are such a juicebox drink, you can barely taste the alcohol.

by nolcotin January 10, 2012

Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.

Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"

by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013

Pity drink

After a guy buys a hot girl a drink, he then buys her ugly friend a drink too out of pity.

"Hey bro, what are you doing? You already bought that hot chick over there a drink!"

"I know man, but I feel bad for her friend so I got her a pity drink, you know, out of pity."

by breathing apparatus August 28, 2013