Divinia

Is usually the grandmas favorite can be very stupid but fun. She pretty but has a younger cousin who is usually very beautiful

Divinia- Hey your like wayyyyy prettier than me younger cousin. Younger cousin- yeah I know

by Litbro490420 November 28, 2018

disco diving

where a women with long hair puts a large amount of UV gel on her hair until it hardens and turns a UV light on so it shines and then fucks her boyfriend in the japs-eye to loud club music

tessa and i had sex and then she did some disco diving

by jack number 7 May 17, 2007

Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

by McNooget April 26, 2010

Deep sea diving

Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.

I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.

by Satansmokesreds August 31, 2013

dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009

Divij Vispute

adj: 1. Someone who is more obese than anyone else.

2. Some one who thinks they are good at many things, but then they are not.

3. Someone who, when accessing a website, is so morbidly obese that it causes a power surge and a complete server shut down for a short while.

4. Someone who Epic Fails at almost everything.

5. Someone who could kill your soul by sitting on you.

6. Someone who relies on higher authority to solve their own problems, can't solve them on their own.

The Hambugler: Chris asked me to one on one him in a video game last night, claming he was really good.

Ronald: Did he beat you?

The Hamburgler: No, he couldn't even hit me.

Ronald: What a Divij Vispute.

by The Hamburgler! April 21, 2009