Disraeli

Disraeli is a friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.he can all so be a can evil and good because of his broken heart he is a god

Disraeli is spectacular

by A god that seeks chaos November 24, 2017

DistractedLeo

DistractedLeo (Riley) is a Tiktoker who loves dancing at 2am in onesies and never ceases to make her 100k+ followers smile.

DistractedLeo always gives me a serotonin boost.

by FriendlyGamerMan January 29, 2021

Ringgenberg disorder

when you stop all types of excercising. the result is a lazy slob that lays either on the couch or you lie in your bed all day. eating, facebook, and playing pokerstars.com is your only sorce of the outside world. This disorder also involves you staying up to the wee hours in the morning and skipping your college classes because your fat and lazy with and enlarging ass. Riggenberg disorder often comes with weight gain.

"hey i think my roomate has Ringgenberg Disorder"

"why is he completely useless"

"Yes he is"

by vincent2883 December 16, 2008

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD)

1 someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2 makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3 can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!

I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

by Ashy g February 14, 2012

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

Asian Sensation Disorder

A condition characterized by the inability to sense the difference between two Asians.

My professor calls all Asians "Andrew." I think he suffers from Asian Sensation Disorder.

by cymoent March 19, 2014

Hoes Before Bros Disorder

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.

The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out

by XxxFatacionXxx October 4, 2019