Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*

by I’m a human May 24, 2022

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Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

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A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.

Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."

Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."

Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."

by Fuck this shit, I'm out. October 5, 2018

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