Fat daddies

To have a lot of 100 dollar bills in your pockets or in other words Benjamin’s.

Nigga I got fat daddies like I’m Ralfy The Plug.

by UncleTomDaJigga May 2, 2024

P Driddied

"P Driddied" - noun: an underaged male who has experienced inappropriate physical contact or sexual advances from an individual who is of legal age, typically occurring at a party where the assailant, often male, utters racial slurs under the belief they are permissible. This term is coined to raise awareness about such occurrences and advocate for the protection and support of young boys who may be victims of such actions, particularly in contexts where power dynamics and bigotry intersect.

"After attending a house party last weekend, James confided in his friends that he had been 'P Driddied' by one of the older attendees who not only assaulted him but also hurled racial slurs, leaving James feeling violated and deeply distressed."

by MetroLamar May 7, 2024

Salt Diddler

A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around

I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler

by aholllley May 19, 2024

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Closet Diddler

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

doggie diddler

someone who hangs around Admin offices looking very unkempt and obviously intenting to touch up a dog.

Ive just seen that dirty Liam pretending to be an admin worker, I bet he´s been touching up dogs again the dirty Doggie Diddler

by punji63 February 12, 2026