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Dirty Diamond 

a young women who lives her life in pain from swollen stds from birth and has a very tight very swollen vagina
Oh my why does that little girl grunt so fearsly" asked the elderly mrs.Farnsworthltonpotstein. the mother of the child replied, "O o my family has a long trace of being dirty diamonds cause of my great great grandma who was a hooker so when she plays sports she takes her anger out in grunts
Dirty Diamond by El Sapo Mago October 14, 2010
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filth diamond 

don't ask lest the curse fall opon you
filth diamond by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Kitty Diamond 

A diamond accessory meant for a pierced vagina. A diamond stud/hoop/ring that is inserted into the pierced hole of a vagina.

Purpose is to make the vagina look very expensive. Having a kitty diamond will increase the threshold of a woman's expectations of how much a man must grovel and treat her like the bad ass Queen that she is.
"I was unable to keep my erection with that girl last night because her kitty diamond scared me away. Too much pressure!"

"Her kitty diamond forced me to spend an extra 10 minutes of cunnilingus."
Kitty Diamond by Yolea October 25, 2012

Scorpius Diamond 

Scorpius Diamond:
Name taken from word scorpio (author star sign) and word diamond (authors favourite gem)

Character: 10-13 year old spy from book "Scorpius Diamond"
"Jack Sword (Also known as Scorpius Diamond to the spy world) was a 10-year-old spy. Not an average spy at that. His hair was jet black and snow white due to an albino related disease."

Blood Diamond 

A relatively common stone found in a womans vagina e.g. ovaries. They can also also be eaten as caviar in survival situations or for fun
My blood diamond is ready for harvest
Blood Diamond by Donateuroviestome September 26, 2009

dirty diamond fucker 

one who likes the feeling of a young very tight infected ,from birth or rape, pussie because the lumps from infection and tightness have an awesome feeling on his dick
o you hear about my french neihbor BAlKoER well i heard he was a dirty diamond fucker and the dirty diamond is his own child who has his swollen aids
dirty diamond fucker by el sapo mago September 7, 2010

separation diamond 

a small lozenge shaped space located right in the crotch of a person (especially a woman) who is wearing very tight pants - is only visible when looked at from right in front or behind and is usually associated with a cameltoe, hot pants or spandex workout outfits. This phenomenon is usually very erotically stimulating, and is never seen in plus size women, and if seen in men, it creates the same reaction in homosexuals.
you can't beat those "separation diamonds"
-xojackso (chat forum participant) said of a picture of two sexy japanese women wearing red totally form-fitting pants.