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crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle
Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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cranking it

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...
by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024
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cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items
“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed
by GyatLord March 31, 2024
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crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.
Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!
by karliskool October 22, 2020
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Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm
This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.
by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017
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Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.
"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
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