crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024

cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items

“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025