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Kalamazoo College

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.
No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!
by Dombos July 30, 2008
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electoral college

An idea put in place to prevent one city, region, or demography from deciding who the next president is. The main goal is to force a presidential candidate to have to win over voters all across the country. Although it doesnt always work, it often times prevents what happens in New York state, from happening on a larger scale. Even though New York state is relatively half and half on the political spectrum, every election New York state ends up being won for the democrats because New York City is about 70% liberal and contains about half of the state's population.
Without the Electoral college, what happens almost every election in New York state could happen to the whole country, where the interests of one region determine the effects on the whole country
by Sensfan19_15 March 8, 2008
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Collegiate Academy

One of the utmost respected high schools in America and has been named the #2 high school in PA for many years. It is known for it's extreme nerdom and it's ASL team who are considered the elites of the school by the administrators, but in reality no one really cares about them.
Billy: Hey Tommy i just got accepted to Collegiate Academy!
Tommy: That's great, you just proved you are a nerd.
Billy: Well at least i won't end up working at Taco Bell for the rest of my life like the central kids.
Tommy: That's true.
by CA nerd February 12, 2009
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colledge

If someone's resume says they've gone to colledge I assume they're lying.
by AZX3RIC April 21, 2008
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Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.
by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008
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Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.
Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
by Mystery Student April 17, 2008
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Marist College

A truly awesome school. Despite its location in the depressed city of Poughkeepsie, NY, Marist is still the shit. Marist students are known for being able to balance schoolwork and partying. A really chill school with great people and a great campus. Anyone who badmouths or disses Marist is probably pissed because they either couldn't get into the school, or are just too dumb to go there. Marist students can be found at many locations in town like Hatters, Backstreet, Rennies, and The Chance. If you're looking for a great time and the true college experience, come to Marist. It's the best four years of your life, so make the most of it.
Marist College was the best experience of my life
by danklord69 April 7, 2011
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