Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Calacanis

A tech-related hoax created to garner as much attention as possible for the poster. Examples include the buzz surrounding the Apple iPad.

Some random iPod repair company claims they have the first parts for the new iPhone. Sounds like a Calacanis to me.

by jacobfox February 8, 2010

Coachaholic

Coachaholic: (n) coach-a-hol-lick

1. A person who is enfatuated with the Coach brand and buyes every Coach item available
2. Someone who is obsessed with Coach "The Dragon Slayer" from the Survivor tv series. This person often aspires to achieve the "warrior" status and will talk endlessly about Coach. Coachaholics also tend to not realize how full of himself Coach really is. These people aslo seem to think that they are superior to "non-warriors"

Coachaholic Girl: "Hey gurl! I totally went to the Coach store yesterday!"
Normal Girl: "Cool! Did you get a new purse?"
Coachaholic: "Yeah! And the sneakers, the scarf, the keychain, wallet, shirt..."
Normal Girl: *backs away*

Guy: "Dude, why does your shirt say 'Dragon Slayer' on it?"

Coachaholic: "It allows me to form an unbreakable bond with the 'Dragon Slayer' which alows my mental, spiritual, and physical being to be cleansed so that I too can become a warrior."
Guy: "Wtf are you talking about, that shirt's from Sears."
Coachaholic: "I wouldn't expect a non-warrior to understand."

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

Calacker

Somebody who slacks off beyond slacking off. The biggest possible slacker.

That man is a real calacker

by fireman20 August 12, 2011

Calacha

It's another word for a females middle or males middle. I just always use it.

I always say WHAT THE CALACHA! or HOLY CALACHA i think its a funny word.

by Abb's August 17, 2011

clackerballs

a 1960 toy that had two acrylic balls hanging from a string that you click clacked together

Lets have a contest and see who could clack their clackerballs the longest.

by littleredridinghood_50 August 30, 2011

coaches daughter

Extremely stuck up, tends to be braty at times. Takes all of their dads money. Marries a football player when they get older and is always better in bed than an average girl.

Stuck up Nice Rich Coaches Daughter

by Caraaaa December 12, 2013