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calvin conerly

A person who would be a whore and would go to kalama high school and date a siara.
You see that dude over there I bet his name is Calvin conerly and dates siara and goes to kalama high school and is emo
by Someoneelse6969 June 20, 2017
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cheap clones

when you're on a budget and you grow weed from clippings of the plant. by using a water bottle it has the clipping make roots which allows you to make more weed. but it ends up usually dies. but about 60% of the time lives.
you I heard you know how to make cheap clones. can you clone my purple haze plant
by louis xannie May 12, 2018
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Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
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Future Clones

Future Clones by intention means 'the future clone of ones self.

But has been misinterpreted as "The Future Clones", aka, a large number of people who follow a simple philosophy.
The Future Clones are at the very bottom of the pecking order. Nothing, soulless, brainless, repetitive and downright annoying.
by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020
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Boner clone

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020
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The closer

When you beat your dick with one hand and finish fast and quick with the other.
Whenever I jerkoff I always finish with the closer.
by Rmacmarlboroman September 18, 2020
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Mom clone

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone
by Cock handle November 19, 2020
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