Clintontitus

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.

Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.

by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

Clintonlook

When your looking at someone using the Death Stare but with a little crazy in it

Dude! That chick gave me the Clintonlook!

by (>•_•>) wtf February 20, 2017

Clintonphobia

Fear or even disgust of the Clinton Family, based solely on conspiracy theories and debunked stories.
Mostly diagnosed within the male heterosexual white population.
Usually linked to racism, sexism and xenophobia. But mostly sexism, and fear of strong women and attractive successful southern men.
Very dangerous and can kill and destroy an entire nation.

His Clintonphobia made him vote for a reality star and lose his health insurance.

"Hillary may have helped save my son's life by granting him healthcare in the 90's, but I still hate that bitch. I'm Clintonphobic, I can't help it."

by Agirlwithnolife March 16, 2017

clintonian

Any politician who, while serving as a government employee, creates a net worth more than five (5) times the total of their salary, is a Clintonian.

Nancy Pelosi has earned $5,415,200 in salary as a Representative in the US Congress, yet has amassed a net worth of $196,299,990 during that same time, making her a true Clintonian.

by Chief Nick May 3, 2018

clintonsidense

When a testifying witness dies b4 testifying of mysterious causes

That chomo that hung himself died while working on a plea. What a clintonsidense

by Chucky Vegas September 19, 2019

Clintonized

The state of being so powerful and influential that it begins to hurt your own image.

The Town Sheriff felt clintonized when people started to walk out on her lofty speech on diversity and inclusiveness while announcing new impractical policies, and those who stayed started booing.

by Calcatian October 5, 2019

Clintoniousity

How much of what you do and how you do it is similar to, in the style of, or exactly the way and manor that Clinton would react if he were to find himself in the same situation.

"Dude, the Clintoniousity of your recent life choices is truly admirable."

by Clintonian February 27, 2021